.:I ain’t McDreamy:.
as usual, i wake up 530am, take my bath, prepare my lunch box and walk down to wait for the transport the office…
SUDDENLY, i feel uncomfortable underneath my Pierre Cardin..is kind of tight there =_=” ..Omigosh! is tat means my balls grow bigger?? thanks God for love me so much and “enlarge” me after kutuking by those ppl~~lol~~
but luck is always not on my side..the real fact is #@!*$*#@%&@ marthafocker!! i am putting on weight~~diu lo~~y all ppl treat me so goooooood? y u guys supply me so many nice foods…u know i am not good in rejecting ppl right?~~so everytime they invite me..i will join them for the food feast~~lol~
all my chicks fren already start complaining to me~i guess they just like me too much~~haha…wtf perasan!!! they just concern my health~ thanks for the advise ya~ for those bastard like joshua & gaybin…they r wishing me gain as much weight as i can…so all the gals will run from me n go for them…lol
ok, since we r in this topic..so lets just continue…do u notice look at other ppl around u when u walk in a shopping mall? i do…as i said before, i like to observe things n ppls around me…especially those hot n sexy chicks…(wtf!! the purpose they wear so nice is to catch our attention, i just dun wan them to feel bad, so i STOP and STARE!!)..lol~n out of my observation, it is common to see cun chick and big fat ugly guy holding hand in the mall…but i seldom see McDreamy or McSteamy dating Ugly Betty…lol~~y y y?? anybody knows?
poor gal wit rich guy…ppl will say…the gal is lucky, can get such a good guy…live happy ever after…
BUT if a poor guy wit rich gal…ppl will say…eeeewww..y the gal like the guy de?? is tat gal blind? the guy may be just wan her money~~
come on!!!! wtf is tat? be fair…y gal go for rich guy is acceptable and guy go after rich gal will kena criticize kaw kaw??? haha~~
PLS dun discriminate guy tat like rich gal~ I am POOR GUY!!! so i like RICH GAL!!
RICH GAL pls tag me~~~ =P
wtf i am writing….?? haha…HOLY crap~
well a simplified answer would be “gender discrimination/sexist”
As elaboration, few key factors as to why these agendas occurred :
1) its by conventions/traditions that men are the leader of their family.
2) its by conventions/traditions that men are the (main) source of income in a family.
Therefore traditionally speaking, it’s only acceptable if the reliance of a family lies on the shoulder of a man instead of a woman. Thus, if a female is the (main) source of income in a family, it will also be fair to say that she holds more authority in her family compared to her husband. Which still, in our modern era seems to be a taboo.
Having said that, these scenarios are viewed differently in different countries. In the western side of the globe, females are rated with more equality, so to speak. In certain countries women might have the upper hand compared to men. For example in UK, the slogan “God safe our Queen” hailed aloud in their national anthem. Ever wonder why they used the word ‘Queen’ rather than ‘King’? Well that will be in another chapter of the story, i’ll pass.
In conclusion, I can say that even with all the modernization, globalization , world wide web exposures and etc etc. We are still bound by the traditions of our ancestors. Especially ‘us’, asians. It’s not like its illegal or something, it’s mere convention, something that had been regarded as an unwritten rule since the days our forth fathers.
All to say, its a man’s dignity and honor to protect, shelter, and provide for his family (including his wife). Robbing that simply mean to challenge a man’s ego and pride. Hence, poorer guys going after rich gals are less seen in our walks of life with exception, if the guy may provide his companion a good life. (that however is normally seen in major fantasy romantic kinda movies.) Give a slap back into reality, maybe in another 50years or so things might change..Who knows? Maybe I will be dead by then..ROFL~
here comes our Lawyer…i see a great future on u~~
u sounds pro when u elaborating the fact~~ cool bro~
btw..just wondering, the reason for u to be lawyer is it can handle ur own divorce case easily?? i am just curious~~
huhu~
By request (from the author himself) ,here are the criticizes you were expecting:
fai : SUDDENLY, i feel uncomfortable underneath my Pierre Cardin..is kind of tight there =_=” ..Omigosh! is tat means my balls grow bigger?? thanks God for love me so much and “enlarge” me after kutuking by those ppl~~lol~~
~ya right! its not your dick or balls that matters mate, your ass grew fatter due to over-stuffing of food into your belly.
fai :for those bastard like joshua & gaybin…they r wishing me gain as much weight as i can…so all the gals will run from me n go for them…lol
~for the record, i ain’t interested in all your gay partners stalking me, you can keep them for yourself. And ohh, I am not representing Kev when i said all this.. He might wanna lurk some of your handsome mambo-limbo gay friends..
ok, since we r in this topic..so lets just continue…do u notice look at other ppl around u when u walk in a shopping mall? i do…as i said before, i like to observe things n ppls around me…especially those hot n sexy chicks…(wtf!! the purpose they wear so nice is to catch our attention, i just dun wan them to feel bad, so i STOP and STARE!!).
~saw that Kareen? he’s a “boob-maniac” rofl, i feel for you lady.
fai :just wondering, the reason for u to be lawyer is it can handle ur own divorce case easily?? i am just curious~~
huhu~
~ nope, i want to sue you without cost, that’s all! Lolz
fai :SUDDENLY, i feel uncomfortable underneath my **Pierre Cardin**..
~damn, i just noticed.. i am so tossing off all my undies and switching to “Hush Puppies” brand
so happy
cs im nt a rich gal~
im poor too~
so i no nid 2 worry 4 matching wif u dis poor boy^^
miss wy must jia you lee!!
hahaha~~
as u say~ suck our mom tits when we r baby, suck gf tits when we grow up and suck wife tits when u married…
n i am just talking bout watching boobs…
so who is the pervert~~
talk to my hand~
that’s just a beautiful way of describing how ‘Life Sucks’. Nothing personal, hence i don’t see anyone making those sort of statement as perverts. It’s almost similar as making statement which sounded like ‘talk to my hand’. Every working cells in our brains tells us that “you can’t talk to a hand”..But then again, it’s the ‘meaning’ of the statement that counts. Don’t you think?
In that case, i was merely describing in a unique fashion of “How-Life-Sucks”.
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jilaka joshua~~ hush puppies onli for small dick ppl~~
cuz the brand itself is a dog tat cant grow big!!!
haha~~~
u wanna sue me becuz i having sex wit ur wife??
opss~ i am sorry bout tat…i guess ur wife just prefer me~
Really? you’re having sex with my wife? How in the world u manage to pleasure yourself f*cking a bed? (mind you, i have always regarded my bed as my ‘wife’, i just love sleeping.)
also, i won’t be changing to the “Hush Puppies” brand anymore. Puppies simply make me think of your future kids… arghhh, now that’s a nightmare.. i think “Crocodile” will do..
ps: please don’t tell me you’re into Crocs as well.
crocodile is for those old uncle tat cant naik n still wanna act macho~~
outside is crocodile…inside may be just lizard~
lol!!!!
well you seem to fit into the descriptions of one of “those uncles”~